Donald Trump loves a good deal. And the United States Air Force just found one for the president, sitting in a Mojave Desert boneyard two brand new Boeing 7478s. News Breaking stories updates. Costumed Characters Wil Wheaton Jerry Lawler and an Antarctic Portal to Dinosaur Infested Tropics Welcome to The Land Unknown Tonight THIS JUST IN Aha We now have PROOF that in addition to his amazing skills in humor, expertise in horror and science fiction movies, and TV excellence, Svengoolie is also an amazing PSYCHIC How do we know Its a no brainer. Here we are with most of the U. S. in a miserable, terribly hot and humid spell of weather, and Svengoolie scheduled The Land Unknown, with its setting in a miserably hot and humid area to air at the peak of our sweltering weather The 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro were doomed from the start. Some daft optimists thought that maybe, just maybe, if we just believed in Brazil, the. Coincidence I think not. And dont anyone try to tell me they LIKE this stinking weather Who likes stuff like this You struggle all night long with a mysterious assailant who turns out to be the sheet. Watch Kurenai No Buta Online there. The first thing you do every day is throw your pillow into the dryer. You pull out last nights ice cube tray from the freezer and you still dont have ice cubes, just cold water. You havent watered your plants for three weeks but theyre still not dead, not even dry. You sit down to eat breakfast wearing as little as possible and suddenly remember that you have sat on a plastic chair which causes you to leap up, leaving most of your skin on the seat. Really not much to work with for tonights flick plane crash, jungle, dinosaurs, and a nutcase hermit survivor. Lets see now What do you call a plane thats about to crash An Error Plane A 7. A couple of minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. All set back here, Captain, came the reply, except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards. Why cant spiders become pilots Because they only know how to tailspin. AH, thats better Time for the DINOSAUR JOKES What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have Baby dinosaurs. Why did the dinosaur cross the road The chicken hadnt evolved yet. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use A dino saw. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 1. Sir. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur Jurassic Pork. Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw Because they dont know how to cook. Sci Fi Movies Dvd Lavatory Love Story ' title='Sci Fi Movies Dvd Lavatory Love Story ' />How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch Tea, Rex How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you By the D on his pajamas. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars Tyrannosaurus wrecks. What do you get when a dinosaur blows its nose OUT of the way And it wouldnt be a Svengoolie Saturday without a GBTD Guy Behind the Door joke After he discovered evidence that there was an actual dinosaur alive and living in a rainforest in South America, a scientist succeeded in getting a grant to launch an expedition. Several weeks into their journey, the expedition party stumbled upon a three foot tall pigmy standing near a very large dead dinosaur. The scientist approached the pigmy and exclaimed, Unbelievable Did YOU kill this dinosaur Sure did, the pigmy replied. But, its so enormous and you are so small said the scientist. Yep, the pigmy said. But, how How on earth did you kill it asked the puzzled scientist. With my club, explained the pigmy. How big is this club of yours the scientist inquired. Oh, theres about 1. Hey My ice melted Time for a refill. See you at the movies.